Suzie M Wants To Know:
This is a little bit embarrassing, but I’d like to know how to tell when someone has had a boob job. My friends think they can spot fake ones a mile away, but I’m not so sure. Are there any technical tip offs that we should know about?
The Right Boob, uh, I mean Brain, Replies:
We’re cosmetic scientists, not cosmetic surgeons, but we did some research on breast enlargement surgery and we think we can help on this one. A lot of this information is common sense, but we’ve tried to look at this as scientifically as possible.
First let’s point out that factors such as body type, original breast size and shape, and type and placement of the implant are important in the resulting appearance. And of course, don’t underestimate the skill and experience of the surgeon. Having said that, there are a few key things to look for when deciding if someone’s breasts are Real or Real Expensive.
In the interest of good taste, we’ll limit this discussion to observations you can make on a woman who’s fully clothed and not talk about how you can tell from touching them or from things you could see on a naked breast, like scars.
1) Size
While size alone can’t tell you if breasts have been augmented or not, it certainly is an important factor. Pay attention to whether or not a woman’s breasts look disproportionate to her body. If they look too big and you want to know if they’re fake, consider the rest of the visual cues listed below.
2) Shape
Is the shape too perfect? If so, they might be fake since the majority of natural breasts aren’t perfect orbs. Furthermore, real breasts are not exactly identical, so if they look like perfect twins they might be artificial. Also look for too much roundness as opposed to a more relaxed pear-like shape. Natural breasts have a natural sliding curve line from top to bottom. They slope down gradually. Implants tend to have a much higher arc as you look from top to bottom. Firm appearance is another cue; augmented breasts can look more like solid muscle.
3) Placement
Vertical placement: Look at where the breast are positioned on her chest. Breasts are naturally found at about armpit height. Frequently, implants are placed too high on the chest. This is particularly noticeable if she’s not wearing a bra. Horizontal placement: look at the spacing between the breasts. If they’re more than a fist’s width apart, they might be fake. If the surgeon didn’t properly scrape the pectoral tendons, the implants may not be spaced close enough together.
4) Movement
Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; implants don’t move that way. Look at the way her breasts shift (or don’t shift) when she she reaches back or stretches. If they maintain the same dimensions, instead of flattening out, then they’re probably fake. Observe how they follow her body movements, particularly when she’s moving and swinging her arms. Watch how they behave as she bends over, you should see them fall if they’re real. If you’re looking at someone at who’s laying down at the beach or the pool or whatever, see if her breasts naturally fall to the side or if they unnaturally stick up.
5) Other Visual Cues
Depending on what she`s wearing, you might be able to see some additional visual cues like the shape and location of her nipples. A bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction. You might also be able to catch a glimpse of stretch marks that could be a byproduct of the surgery. (Of course, stretch marks can also occur naturally from weight gain and loss.)
Take the Quiz
Think you’ve got it now? Then take this online quiz on Augmentation Mammoplasty. You get to guess if 30 different pairs of breasts are natural or augmented. Good luck!














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Problem is that all the above requires quite a lot of staring at somebody’s chest…
No, it doesn’t. I’m a woman and I can look at another woman for three seconds, close my eyes and list what she’s wearing from head to toe from jewelry to shoes and I tell about the bust too. Heh. You’ve gotta be quick. It takes years of experience. You’re a novice.
You see that’s where men and women are different. A man could never do that. No matter how long the experience!
My breasts have a bunch of those qualities and they’re real. :C They’re just abnormally far apart, large for my size, and stretchmarked.
BUT THEY JIGGLE LIKE NO TOMORROW!
i’m 16 and i’m 5′4. i’m asian, and i’m a 36d and nearly a dd….it’s pretty awkward cuz a lot of people talk about my chest and how they think they’re fake.
“My breasts have a bunch of those qualities and they’re real. :C They’re just abnormally far apart, large for my size, and stretchmarked.
BUT THEY JIGGLE LIKE NO TOMORROW!”
^ You just made my day xD
Don’t these observations depend on whether the implants are silicone or saline? Things like “looking too firm” sound very silicone-dependent.
Actually it’s good advice for countering “I’m all natural” claims made by women in the entertainment industry…
Someone mentioned height, but height’s just part of it. It’s very odd for someone who’s very thin to have abnormally large breasts. It happens rarely in nature(at least in part because breasts are largely made out of fat). So if someone has huge breasts on a slight frame with low body fat, chances are, the breasts are fake.
Normal at any age is for breasts to move when you do. Even as a teen mine would point out to the sides whenever I was lying down. So when you see someone lying down at the beach or in Playboy and their boobs are still pointing in the same direction as when they were standing, then those suckers are phony! It’s most apparent when bent over though. Natural breasts elongate and point down. Falsies? Nope, they stay the same.
I wouldn’t suspect someone who’s petite but has fullness all over to have implants. But if she’s skinny enough to get a feed the children sponsorship, then yeah, I’d definitely suspect implants.
The biggest giveaway that’s not listed? Weird seams from the implant. Since implants are inserted beneath the fat of breasts and sometimes pectoral muscle, even saline can look hard. But a huge implant under naturally very small breasts can leave a distinct line. Also they sometimes have straight lines/edges where they should be curved and curves where the line should be less round.
I don’t have a problem with implants or plastic surgery in general. I just have a problem with bimbos who lie about their obvious proceadures.
^^^said point out when lying down. Meant flatten out. If you have natural breasts or know someone who does then you understand what I meant.