The Beauty Brains are always on the look out for interesting new products and here`s one from Taiwan: It`s called Chian-Chian Bamboo Literary Physics Wash Facial Gel.
We have to admit we have no idea what Bamboo Literary Physics means but it appeals to us in a cool science-geek sort of way. Actually, with further reading we found out that the product is made with bamboo literary liquid but that didn’t really help explain very much.
All these literary references aside, the product is said to remove unnecessary sebum and dirt, leaving skin smooth and bright. At least that sounds pretty normal.
But here`s the best part: It`s made by the Jingledye Cosmetics company. Jingledye – we just love that name! In fact, the Left Brain even made up a song for this company. Just hum Jingle Bells to yourself and read along:
Jingle Dye, Jingle Dye, Jingle All the Way.
Oh what fun it is to use
Bamboo to wash my face. Hey!
Nice song, Left. But I’d rather read about Celebrity Scars than listen to you sing Karaoke again!
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Sounds like good ol’ engrish!!!
“If skin is sting of literary juice, please stop to use!”
Glitterati – very funny! You could write the “Headlines” section of Jay Leno’s Tonight Show.
excuse me, that is NOT funny as it is quite offensive to taiwanese people who speak relatively good english. i find it offensive and so will a ton of others, and i don’t appreciate the owner of the blog encouraging that as well.
IT’S REALLY JUST PLAIN RUDE.