How To Make Your Husband Like Your Deodorant

by Right Brain on January 28, 2007 · 8 comments

CG Is Concerned About Culture:

no sweat vegan kittyMy husband doesn’t like my deodorant – Degree Ultra Clear Pure Powder 100% little black dress approved. Here’s the problem: I’m sweaty, smelly, and I wear black because I’m all punk rock & stuff. What are my alternatives?

The Right Brain Assuages Her Antiperspirant Angst:

You have only 4 options:

  1. Try the 11 million other brands of deodorant on the market until you find one that your husband likes.
  2. Pick a musical lifestyle that`s less limiting on your wardrobe and a little bit less passé like, say, Emo.
  3. Use his Speed-Stick.
  4. Get divorced.

Thanks for asking The Beauty Brains.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Kim January 28, 2007 at 3:49 pm

Lose the deoderant and try certain dri. It’s amazing.

Cynical Girl January 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm

That’s not very scientific. And I’m punk rock, emo, and hardcore alternative. I’m an enigma. And I’ve very corporate. Black is ’slimming’ in all my roles.

Cynical Girl January 28, 2007 at 7:43 pm

PS – I love that picture! Perfect!

Liz January 29, 2007 at 2:04 am

I’m disappointed that the Beauty Brains would answer such a pointless question while other people pose *real* questions.

Jan January 29, 2007 at 6:00 am

Hey, as long as the answer is awesome like this, I don’t care if the question was pointless.

Now, when will you Brains please investigate my home microdermabrasion appliances question? Thank you in advance.

thebeautybrains January 29, 2007 at 7:45 am

Liz: Sorry we disappointed but sometimes we like to take a little break from researching “real” questions to have a little fun. Hopefully our readers appreciate our sense of humor and enjoy being entertained as well as educated.

Jan: Thanks for the support. Just for that we’ll jump on our question next. (lol)

Susan Kuchinksas January 30, 2007 at 12:48 pm

I don’t think it’s so silly. My partner wears a very strong-smelling deodorant. It’s like he’s wearing cologne. Luckily, I like the.

Here’s my tip: Mitchum’s unscented roll-on. It’s so kickass I don’t need to use it every day, and it’s a clear liquid.

The Cynical Girl February 4, 2007 at 11:22 pm

This was a totally legitimate question. Check out my website and search for deodorant. I’m on a quest! For real!

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