How To Make Your Husband Like Your Deodorant

January

How To Make Your Husband Like Your Deodorant

CG Is Concerned About Culture:

no sweat vegan kitty My husband doesn’t like my deodorant - Degree Ultra Clear Pure Powder 100% little black dress approved. Here’s the problem: I’m sweaty, smelly, and I wear black because I’m all punk rock & stuff. What are my alternatives?

The Right Brain Assuages Her Antiperspirant Angst:

You have only 4 options:

Try the 11 million other brands of deodorant on the market until you find one that your husband likes.
Pick a musical lifestyle that`s less limiting on your wardrobe and a little bit less passÃ© like, say, Emo.
Use his Speed-Stick.
Get divorced.

Thanks for asking The Beauty Brains.

8 Responses to “How To Make Your Husband Like Your Deodorant”

Kim Says:

Lose the deoderant and try certain dri. It’s amazing.
Cynical Girl Says:

That’s not very scientific. And I’m punk rock, emo, and hardcore alternative. I’m an enigma. And I’ve very corporate. Black is ’slimming’ in all my roles.
Cynical Girl Says:

PS - I love that picture! Perfect!
Liz Says:

I’m disappointed that the Beauty Brains would answer such a pointless question while other people pose *real* questions.
Jan Says:

Hey, as long as the answer is awesome like this, I don’t care if the question was pointless.

Now, when will you Brains please investigate my home microdermabrasion appliances question? Thank you in advance.
thebeautybrains Says:

Liz: Sorry we disappointed but sometimes we like to take a little break from researching “real” questions to have a little fun. Hopefully our readers appreciate our sense of humor and enjoy being entertained as well as educated.

Jan: Thanks for the support. Just for that we’ll jump on our question next. (lol)
Susan Kuchinksas Says:

I don’t think it’s so silly. My partner wears a very strong-smelling deodorant. It’s like he’s wearing cologne. Luckily, I like the.

Here’s my tip: Mitchum’s unscented roll-on. It’s so kickass I don’t need to use it every day, and it’s a clear liquid.
The Cynical Girl Says:

This was a totally legitimate question. Check out my website and search for deodorant. I’m on a quest! For real!