Hi Beauty Brainiacs, Sarah Bellum here with another beauty product review. The Left and Right Brains have written about intimate shaving before, so today I’m reviewing a different kind of product to help you stay bare down there: Go Commandos panty free patches.
Everyone has that special pair of pants that look too good to spoil with panty lines. (For me it`s a pair of LaZer jeans with cut outs in the side.) Thongs are great for getting rid of VPLs (Visible Panty Lines), but the thong sticking up above the waist line is not a look that I care for. So, that leaves no other choice but to skip the panties entirely. And that means you`ve got that uncomfortable seam to deal with right?
Wrong. Now you can go commando with Go Commandos, a unique product that lets you skip the panty portion of your wardrobe. Go Commandos are a uniquely shaped cotton patch that sticks to the inside seam of your jeans and pants so you can go underwear free and not have to worry about comfort and hygiene.
And it`s not only for fun and fashion, there are actually medical reasons to go commando. According to Dr. Lisa Rehrer, OB-GYN old school cotton Granny panties are fine, but silk and nylon panties and thongs are not absorbent and they can restrict circulation and cause sweating. This can lead to a condition known as vulvitis, which basically means you`re irritated and chaffed down there. It can also lead to bacterial infection.
Go Commandos, are also made of cotton so they`re absorbent, natural, and non-irritating. But they give you a feeling of freedom while the cotton patch protects your private parts.
After trying the different styles they offer for different types of pants, I`ve decided that I LOVE the way they feel with jeans! These patches were super cushy and comfortable. But I was less thrilled with the way the Delicates version felt on thinner fabric, like my Capris and Khakis. I felt TOO naked, if that makes sense! I`ve still got some dressier pants that I`m dying to try them with too.
My only concern with the product itself was with the hassle with applying and removing the patches. You`ve got to put them on and take them off each time you undress. For special occasions they`re totally worth it, but I don`t really need an extra step in my daily morning routine. I can barely get ready for work on time as it is!
Of course that`s just my personal preference, you`ll have to try these patches for yourself and see what you think. I’d recommend them to anyone who has a major panty line problem.
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Wow, what an, err, amazing produc!
It’s about time!
Hi darling! I am not a fan of going commando, but I do agree that if you have to go bare bottomed, you should at least wear something like Go Commandos.
i am totally all for go commando as i am not a fan of undies,actually if i were so busty i’ll not even put on a bra.
way to go, go commando
How are these different from maxi pads?
are they disposable or washable?
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In response to how are these different from maxi pads? That’s a good question: I’ve tried panty liners as I have become accustomed to strict commando style, but the panty liners somehow end up stuck to my leg. Talk about uncomfortable. I have become used to the discomfort of the seam, but I’m not sure others have become used to the crotch shot I may accidentally be offering when wearing shorts. Will the new panty patch help that? I think not.
Wow, what a great idea! I have to try those.
This could be the answer for nylon spandex, as well. Not all spandex has a cotton crotch, I have 2 pairs of nylon spandex shorts from Under Armour without the cotton crotch, commandos would be perfect. I prefer nylon spandex because, it wicks the wetness away from your body, and they dry fast. This is wonderful for jeans, great idea.
This product was featured on the Rachel Ray show and she also had a doctor on who said that CELLULITE is caused by brief panties (or bikinis) that constrict the bottom of your butt. Apparently wearing something that doesnt squeeze on your bum will help in that department.
Doctors will say anything, but I suppose it could make sense that clothing could contribute to the creation of cellulite. Sleeping on your face has been shown to cause wrinkles so who knows.
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