As you can tell from perusing the site today, we’re having some technical difficulties. Some of the text is unreadable and some of our Advertiser links have disappeared.
1. Jan Marini hacked our site because of all our posts saying her product doesn’t grow eyelashes.
2. The new Paris Hilton Jail Cell Webcam that I installed on the blog crashed our server.
3. Sarah Bellum was working on another one of her panty-less product reviews and spilled a bottle of OPI nail polish into her keyboard.
Whatever the cause, we apologize for the screw up and we’re working to fix it now.