Hey Brainiacs, Sarah Bellum here with an interesting, although somewhat off-color, product review. This one comes from Fauxmccoy in the Beauty Brains Forum. You should join the forum if you want to get all the behind the scenes scoops and sexy chit-chat that’s too provocative for the blog.
Case in point: Faux tipped us off to a new fragrance product that I guarantee is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. (This one’s not for the kiddies, so if you’re under 18 stop reading this now. I mean it! Ok kids, have you stopped reading? Good. Still not reading? You’d better not be, or I WILL call your parents, you little brats. Alright, that’s better. Here we go…)
The product Faux referred to is called VULVA and according to their website it’s a “precious vaginal odor filled into a small glass vial. Not a perfume but a beguiling scent for your own smelling pleasure.”
As is the case with all truly noteworthy scientific endeavors, VULVA was discovered by researchers who were examining “the entire range of erotic products available on the market.” Their efforts led to “years of cost-intensive research” which finally resulted in “capturing the arousing, milky aroma.” And now a tiny vial of VULVA is available to you, my friends, for a mere $30.
Yes that’s right. For only $30 you and your boyfriend/husband/significant other can smell someone else’s p@##% anytime you want. I’ve heard of “scent of a woman,” but is ridiculous! Is it a joke? I’m not sure because I didn’t actually try to order any product. But here’s the thing that worries me the most: what happens when the people who make Glade find out about this technology?
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what happens when the people who make Glade find out about this technology?
Why candles and air fresheners, ofcourse.
Cristavalentine
Wow. The video from the site has to be seen to be believed. Those crazy Germans.
OMG! I’m still laughing!
Do you think guys would choose this over Pine or New Car Smell at the detail shop?
And what a great excuse: “No, Darling, I didn’t fool around on you last night. Someone just spilled VULVA on me. Really!!”
This could go on and on!
We’ve all heard about Napoleon writing letters to Josephine, telling her not to wash for two weeks before he returned home because he found “her fragrance de naturel” arousing! Why didn’t we think of the lucrative aspects of marketing this concept when we first heard that story? …lol
Cristavalentine: I think the candles and air fresheners idea is perfect!
Nice job on the picture, Right Brain!
That’s too funny. At first, I thought you were going to talk about a product I read about in Bust magazine called My Maple Cookie. I don’t remember the main ingredient in it, but if you and your partner drink it, it’s supposed to leave your…bits smelling and tasting like maple cookies.
according to my most informal of polls (bulletin posting and reposting inanity at myspace regarding this product)
the only people interested in purchasing are transgenders.
bwahahahahahahaha
i do not think this is the intended demographic, but bidness is bidness, right?
(still laughing at what i hear is NOT A JOKE)
I’ve showed this to everyone I know.. my fav. response: Those crazy Europeans…
most everyone else think that it’s a perfume for down-there when I first show them the link. It’s like.. noooo.. this isn’t something to make your hoohooos smell like lavendar, it’s to make ur whole body smell like hoohoos!
Gloria,
your comment made me laugh out loud. Some people can get that aroma without spending the extra cash, its called lack of personal hygiene.
There are plenty of people I’ve run into in this world who achieve this scent, or close to it, without spending the dough. Who knew they were ahead of the beauty curve?
what?! where’s my scratch n sniff free sample???? i feel ripped off ;-(
What, scratching your computer screen isn’t doing anything?
Jezebel had some samples and took them around Manhattan to get people’s reactions. The videos are on their site.
OMG… that is hysterical!!!
Okay, I do Brazilian waxing services and I am here to tell you that our scents are NOT the same!!! Some womens’ scents can cause a migraine to start!!!
No thank you Vulva! lolol
buenos dias,
Lynnette
this is so funny i have a friend who has an odor, everytime she uses my bathroom you can smell the 1st time a gave her a pass who knows may be that time of the month, anyhow everytime she uses the bathroom u can smell her gross, i finally told her maybe she should douche or go to the dr, she then advised me her smell is natual and i should stop douching, the funny thing is men can’t get enough of her, and she’s not the most attractive, i told my mom about this and she told me maybe i should stop washing mine so much and be natural like my friend, maybe ther is something to this i mean look @ postittues you can’t possibly be cllean and the men still come heck they even pay, just a thought
OK ladies, Can any one just say what I’m thinking? GROSS!!! Why would I want someone else’s when I can bottle my own for free!!! Ha ha ha ha ha…..NO REALLY… NASTY!