Mary a young nubile nude dancer
with beautiful genital structure
desired a designer vagina.
She said to her plastic surgeon,
‘I have excess skin like a cherry
on the rim of my pussy
& I have no financial backer.’
So he generously agreed to take a free ride before
& after the procedure.
He said, ‘most people don’t believe me
when I say, ‘I absolutely love my work.’
And he repeated the blurb in his glossy brochure,
‘Objectifying yourself is quickest route to happiness.
As Mary never mixed with the customers her lovely surgeon Joe
gave her a complimentary double-header special
with gyrating pearls spinning around
for her sensual pleasure.
So whenever the opportunity presented
she could play tandem with other
performers backstage between breaks.
For solo work her sweet surgeon
supplied her with a discreet toy called ‘Erotique Juicy Cherry’
to keep in her pocket or purse & insert whenever she felt
a need while dining or at the movies.

One fine day while waiting for her beauty treatment
Mary read in Vogue or Vanity Fair,
one of those glossy magazines with lovely pics of skinny chics,
an item that caught her eye & stirred her lugubrious imagination.
A brand new really cool naughty toy especially made for girls & boys
on special offer called, THE CONE!
It came in super-soft silicone with a base diameter thicker
than the span of Mary’s slender hand.
Armed with a powerful 3 volt unit delivering 3000 revs per minute,
an exciting built in program
With vibration, speed, power variation & frequencies of up to 30 hertz,
all controlled by a clever little microchip.
Mary cocked her eye, smirked,
flicked her exaggerated ponytail & said loudly,
‘I’m going to buy that little beauty.’
Other ladies in that room crowded around her to see photos
of her erotic discovery.
She knew immediately that the cone
would be better than throwing a sausage down a blind alley.
Mary gave the cone some test runs
then when thoroughly satisfied
she rang her sweet surgeon Joe & said,
‘Hey Joe, I know you won’t believe me when I say
I never felt anything like this before.
This super-soft silicone cone makes my whole body tingle.
Wow! I now believe in technology.’