Foreskin For a Wrinkle-Free Face?

by Mid Brain on November 22, 2008 · 13 comments

Mid Brain reports…

I doubt this new anti-aging treatment will be embraced by a liberal leaning, outspoken, anti-circumcision advocate like Left Brain, but some people may give it a go.

According to one biomedical company from the UK, injections of donated human foreskins could provide permanent rejuvenation of damaged skin cells.  This would increase collagen production, leading to smoother skin.

If you’re in the US, you won’t be able to get it any time soon.  The FDA would have to approve the treatment.  That could take years.

Would you use foreskin injections to get a wrinkle-free face?  Leave a comment and let the rest of the Beauty Brains community know.

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Rachel November 22, 2008 at 7:29 am

No. Not unless it provided REALLY dramatic effects like Botox (which I haven’t tried yet, bc I’m 23, and it’s too expensive!), and even then… it’s FORESKIN.

That being said, I’m very pro-circumsion, it makes penises (penisi? haha) more aesthetically pleasing IMO. But, I can see why some people would be against it.

Janis November 22, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Would you use foreskin injections to get a wrinkle-free face?

I’m not sure I’d use foreskin injections to cure world hunger. Some things are just gross.

Grace November 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Heck yah, I would. Of course, if it’s more expensive than consmetic surgery, I’d not. I mean, it’s not like it’s POISON (botulism anyone?).

Grace November 22, 2008 at 5:53 pm

Heck Yah I would. It’s not like it’s POISON (botulism anyone?) or anything.

Hugh7 November 22, 2008 at 10:32 pm

One thing’s for sure; no baby “donates” his foreskin. They are all stolen.

Rachel, if you can persuade a man to give up his foreskin to suit your taste, good luck to you, but nobody has any right to cut the foreskin of any baby for such a subjective reason.

(Oh and the Latin plural of penis is penes, but “penises” is universally accepted.)

The Style PA November 23, 2008 at 4:35 am

There is a face cream with snake venom in though (Grace) and apparently it works like botox…

Lauri November 23, 2008 at 6:24 am

I think there’s a market for every product and no doubt, the product name for whatever this becomes would trip off the tongue as easily as Botox or Restylane. But would I use it? No. The copy says that it is permanent and I immediately had a vision of an 80 yr old voice cackling out of a 30 yr old face (shudder).

Pam November 23, 2008 at 8:23 am

Yes, I would use it if it was safe and effective. I could get past squeamishness pretty easily, especially in the service of looking better. (In actuality I have had no cosmetic treatments because they are not affordable.)And I think it would succeed in the US market. Injectable fillers using collagen from cows or from human cadavers are already available here. When Botox was new, most people thought that the idea of injecting poison was creepy, but many got over that when they saw what the result were like.

Alicia November 27, 2008 at 6:29 pm

All I could think while reading this was “My ex wasn’t circumcised, and he used to enjoy rubbing it all over my face, and I have no wrinkles..”

Just realized that was a little too much info. My bad. But it’s true!

ashma December 20, 2008 at 9:46 am

hahah Alicia … LOL

funny crazy peoples but yea its well worth then injecting Botulinum toxin.

Cale April 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm

It’s in inhumane. STOP CIRCUMCISION !
I’m sure the feminists would be completely against clitoris removal in aiding male pattern baldness.
Society is sick, twisted and only growing more bitter.

Cat July 15, 2009 at 11:58 am

No way would I ever do something like that.

Really, I think it’s sick and speaks to the misandry of Western society. Any society that thinks it’s Ok to cut off part of your son’s sexual anatomy thus rendering him half a man and then slathering it on the faces of middle aged women to make them look younger… sick. That’s just sick!

***Mother of an in-tact son!

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