Not body parts. But is there a rule of thumb as far as how far over you can part your hair? I recently visited the salon and I had my hair re-styled a little bit. I wanted it parted pretty far over, but in typical fashion, I've since been obsessing that maybe I violated some unwritten rule (akin to those guidelines for eyebrow shaping). It's almost as far over as you can go without going down the side of my head, if that matters...
I can't contribute anything to this except a joke your post reminded me off. Sorry for the semi-hijack.
A man goes into the barber and says, "I'm tired of looking like everyone else. I want you to part my hair from ear to ear."
The barber does this with great reluctance and the man leaves. Two hours later he's back and throws himself into the chair.
"Put it back the way it was." He says.
"Tired of being a non-conformist?" Ask the barber.
"No," replies the man, "I'm tired of people whispering up my nose!"
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