I was happily lying at the beach, drying off after a swim, content that I had covered myself in sunscreen and was wearing a wide brimmed hat. Apparently I missed the underside of my nose, caught by the noonday sun as I lay on my back. So I’m now sporting a sunburn on the underside of my nose, and it looks really weird, since I’m white everywhere else. On the up side, apparently, my face sunscreen works (where you apply it).